Grammaw Queefs A Spliff
What happens when three grandmothers who’ve never gotten high before decide to try out The Reefer? Some dudes in Washington State — where it is perfectly legal for grandmothers to get recreationally...
View ArticleDerp Roundup: Fans Of Killer Cops Can Breathe Just Fine, Why Do You Ask?
Time for another roundup of the dumbest of the worst of the unfathomably stupid! We scrape the mishegas off our browser tabs, puree it into a frothy mess, and serve it up to you with a warning to not...
View ArticleFox News Pretty Sure Hillary Should Fry For Obama’s SCOTUS Pick
You know that Cards Against Humanity card that says “Pooping back and forth forever?” It’s from a movie, but it might as well be about Fox News and other assorted wingnut pundits. We saw it this week...
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Cards Against Humanity Job Posting Is The Greatest Thing You Will See Today
What a fun day we have been having! But not as fun as the good people who work for Cards Against Humanity, the sort of ur-Wonkette card game (even though there are still other card games you could...
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Al Franken Super Sorry For Shitty Joke. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 17, 2017
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today, but first, have some caracal kittens! After photos surface of Al Franken appearing to grop a sleeping radio show host back...
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